About

For generations, people have cited an unnamed authority known only as “They.”

That authority is Us. We have always been Us. We will continue to be Us regardless of what is said about Us in the meantime.

We have opinions about work, money, love, patience, weather, children, risk, success, failure, and nearly every decision a person might make.

Our advice is repeated often, sourced rarely, and contradicted regularly. Often by Us.

This institution maintains the record of Our own remarks, which is the only record We trust on the matter.

We are not responsible for decisions made in reliance on Us.


Correspondence may be directed through the submission form. We do read it.